As the NetKnucklehead makes his way to the podium on stage, he surveys the crowd. He looks back at his mom who’s seated next to him and smiles. Mom gives a little wave and wipes away a tear.

The NetKnucklehead stands proudly at the podium and fumbles with the microphone, causing it to make a loud screeching noise.

“Oops, sorry about that”, the NetKnucklehead says into the mic. There’s mumbled laughter around the room.

The NetKnucklehead begins his speech.

“First of all, I’d like to thank my mom for bringing the Knucklehead into the world. Mom, it wasn’t easy I’m sure but well worth it, don’t you think”, the NetKnucklehead proudly yells into the mic. (His mom looks up but doesn’t respond.)

“Secondly, I’d like to thank ALL of you for making the NetKnucklehead site the 526,771 most visited site on the Internet. Can you believe it!!! Give yourself a big round of applause!”, the NetKnucklehead shouts.

Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap …… YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa ….. Cow bells ring …..

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Thanks everyone!

Randal